Ed Helms plays the Ivy League grad, Andy Bernard.  The last man standing from the Stanford merger, Andy appears to be a mediocre salesman at best.  From the get-go he has seemed to be in heated competition with the Scranton branch’s top salesman, Dwight Schrute.

In order to cover up an accounting mistake made by secret lover, Angela, Dwight hand delivers her late reports to the corporate office two hours away making him late for work.

Initially, the Ed Helms character, Andy busts Dwight with a pretty funny line.  “Hey Dwight, pass the tardy sauce.”  Then later in this episode puts the bag in Michael’s ear that Dwight may have attempted to betray the regional manager for a second time.

This initiates Michael to check up on Dwight’s story and pins him in a corner for an explanation.  Fearful that the rest of the office will know about the secret romance, Angela pleads with Dwight about not telling the truth.  Being put between a rock and a hard place, (that’s what she said), Dwight decides to publicly tender his resignation.

Cut over to interview with Ed Helms singing in the tune of the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka or Charlie and the Chocolate factory, depending on which version you grew up watching.

Here are the lyrics to follow along with the video below

Oompa Loompa doopity dosome.

Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome

Why was he gone he was such a nice guy

No he was not, he was a total douche

Doopity doom!

To answer the question what is funnier than Ed Helms tooth missing in the Hangover?  It has to be Ed Helms singing this song and his expressions in the video.  If you don’t agree then comment with something funnier.  I dare you?

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11.  There are several ways to tell if a perp is lying... The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.

10.  I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

9.  When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

8.  When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

7.  I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

6.  If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

5.  He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.

4.  The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

3.  Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologists, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

2.  Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.

And the funniest Dwight Schrute quote is…

1. Jim told me you can buy gaydar online.

At least this is in our opinion.  If you have a different point of view then leave a comment.  And share yours with us (that’s what she said).

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Dwight's perfect date

Dwight Schrute women description

Weak arms

Menstruate

Am I a woman

Dwight and Angela

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